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Health Sex Telephone. Hey, for your information, people of our generation think sex is a private thing. And I still think that's a pretty healthy way of looking at it. Sex is something. It said "concentrate.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer? Funny Sex One-Liners. "Don't worry. I've had a vasectomy/hysterectomy." "I won't come in your mouth, I promise." "I'm not really married." "It's only a cold sore.". Q: Why doesn't Tom Cruise eat bananas?

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A: Getting off once isn't enough Q: How is a woman like a road? A Massive collection of short, funny, filthy, dirty jokes! Not suitable for children. Q: What's the difference between anal and oral sex? A: Oral sex makes your day . What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

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A: She couldn't get her tongue back in her mouth for a month! Sexual One-liners. A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst. What do you say to. Q: When does a cub become a boy scout?

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What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Why does it take million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions. What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex?. They taste funny.

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A: Eggs get laid and you don't Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What are those small bumps around a woman's nipples? I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet. I tried phone sex and got an ear infection.

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A: Your girlfriend makes it hard. We've compiled the funniest jokes about sex that you'll ever come across, so that you can go and tell your One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep sh*t. Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

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